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Jeff Croucher

  • Nickname:

    Heffé, The Sauce King of Miami, Pank
  • Team Position:

    Team Cartographer, Webmaster, Videographer
  • Conch Republic Navy Rank:

    Lieutenant Commander
  • Years Paddled:

    2003-2009, 2011-2014
  • Age:

  • Family:

    Married to my beautiful Star in 2010. We have three awesome kids, two ugly cats and a orange one.
  • Where he's from:

    Born & Raised in Miami. Did some time in Galveston, TX & Lafayette, LA. Proud resident of Biloxi, MS.
  • Education:

    Miami Palmetto Sr High: c/o 1994, Texas A&M University: c/o 1998, BSc in Marine Sciences (Oceanography), currently a post-grad student of the UK Plymouth University Hydrographic Academy.
  • Work:

    I work on a ship offshore in the Gulf as a Autonomous Underwater Vehicle Data Analyst. Basically, it's a robot that surveys the bottom using Multibeam Sonar, Side-Scan and a Sub-Bottom Profiler for underwater archeological and hazard surveys.
  • Influences:

    My parents and grandparents. My Star and the Babystars: they've taught me so much and are amazing.
  • Fun Facts:

    Promoted to Lieutenant Commander of the Conch Republic Navy in 2011. I've flown close to a million miles (no joke) all over this planet. Seem to be into Indy music lately, but I'll always have a soft spot for Less Than Jake. I dabble in web design and movie making. I know more about Airborne Lidar Bathymetry than most people the planet, but my old company didn't see the value in that. And I'm an all-around awesome guy. You're welcome.
  • Essential CAC Gear:

    His Boat - CRN Halcyon: a blue-green fiberglass Current Designs 'Extreme' - stealth auxiliary vessel of the Conch Repubic Navy, Flotilla of the Northern Territories. And I can't live without my full carbon Werner 'Kaliste' paddle. Everything else is a lead pipe!
  • Additional CAC Gear:

    FOOD, Skip the Serpent, waterproof video camera(s), camo boonie, deck bag full of goodies.
  • How did you get involved with the CAC?:

    My sister fought and beat cancer in 2002. You will never appreciate the fear until it happens to you. I've known Patrick since birth and he always talked about 'the kayak trip'. I knew I had to help stop the madness.
  • In his own words:

    "I'm incredibly proud to be a part of this group. You really should do this at least once.. It will change your life."

Jeff Leaving Miami